So there have obviously been a few minor changes here this week, all of which will be addressed at a later date. Nothing to see here, please disperse, all that. For now.

Also, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Clay for all his contributions to Deadspin during his full-time tenure here. Honestly — you wont' find a classier, nicer guy in this media business, which is, as many of you know, infested with scoundrels. (No homo.) Here's to the continued regression of the Tennessee Volunteers football program this season so his book can have a timely hook and sell a kajillion copies.

Anyway, it's time to go soak my head in a barrel of gin and see people out.

Not before this week's stories, though:

• The Boston Globe apologizes for the tiny dick

• Buzzsaw bailout

• Farewell, Shea

• The NFL is for almost cripples

• Nazi shark'd

• NLDS live blog fever

• Poor Cubs

This weekend's KOGOD Weekend army contributors are ...**shuffles papers**... hmm. Well. I don't know. But I'm sure they're a lively group who will be able to keep you thoroughly entertained throughout this baseball, football, hockey, Kimbo-filled weekend of sporting activities.

Now go get your shine boxes. Thanks.

Send an email to A.J. Daulerio, the author of this post, at ajd@deadspin.com.