ESPN regularly scours its message boards for its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comments, and this is one that they chose ...

• "I'm going to camp out at Bay and Richmond and save my spot for the parade." — deskjockey007

Re: Toronto Maple Leafs

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Week, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• "Don't see Washington surpassing Dallas in the power rankings. Redskins barely won." – bbrenners

• Don't see Dallas surpassing Washington in the literacy rankings. Dallas is in the state of Texas. - ddrunners (Brazil Thrill)

• Don't see Cooley surpassing Tebow in the penis rankings. Foreskins barely won. -shanoffd1996 (Rock You Like An Iracane)

• Don't see Al Gore becoming president. He barely won. -kharris2000 (Bobby_Big_Wheel)

Contact information for this author is not available.