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Let's wrap this up quickly, since this space will be occupied by Sussman's Red Sox/Rays liveblog tonight. Watch him do that thing that makes the ladies say hoooooooooo.....

• Brady hearts McCain

• Rays wax

• Kimbo gets rocked by this dude

• Ladies wax

• Stu's got his eye on you

• Buzzsaw gets raped and murdered

• Nazi Shark Jamboroo

• Palin drops the puck

Get fired up for the weekend. Our KOGOD weekend army members are your Monday Morning Punting enthusiast Josh Zerkle and emergency fill-in member Rick Paulas, who'll grace us with his presence. Treat him well.

On Sunday Philly-area-types looking to hang out with dirty men with mustaches are encouraged to head down to Benny the Bum's in South Philly, where notable Philadelphia sports typists will assemble and scream at the television.

Email me for details, if interested.

That is all. Enjoy your weekend. Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin, etc. etc. If the Phillies win this afternoon, expect plenty of dancing in the SKEETS.