Boston College linebacker Brian Toal is a tough guy. He's had a rough college career filled with injuries, but the redshirt senior will not be beaten. Some—like the Boston Globe—might even say he's unbreakable, as they helpfully remind us on today's front page. Right next to the story about his broken right leg.

Is his new nickname Mr. Glass? (Sorry, Brian. That does indeed stink.)

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