Well, the weather map editors at MLB.com are obviously trying to provide their readers with the latest Doppler radar forecast for tonight's 1/3 game. Viewers in these fictional regions they've outlined on this map should consider themselves well informed.

Can't knock them too much — I still get "Cincinnati" wrong at least once per week. This is what happens when you type with your face.

Reign Delay [MLB]

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