The Deadspin Polygraph Test! Will Leitch!

Welcome to the Deadspin Polygraph Test, where I choose a random person in the sports world and subject them to a series of embarrassing and deeply personal questions, almost all of which involve sex or poop. They can only answer yes or no. Now, I don’t posses an actual polygraph machine here. So I’m going to rely on the best bullshit detector of them all: our commenters. They answer, and you judge. Today, our subject is Will Leitch. Our Q&A is after the jump.

DREW: Have you ever masturbated in a public place?

LEITCH: No.

DREW: Have you ever had sexual thoughts about a man, unwanted in your head or not?

LEITCH: No.

DREW: Have you ever imagined yourself as Rick Ankiel during intercourse?

LEITCH: No.

DREW: Have you ever passed up intercourse in order to blog?

LEITCH: Yes.

DREW: Do you surf hardcore porn sites every day?

LEITCH: No.

DREW: Have you ever had sex while at work?

LEITCH: Yes.

DREW: Have you ever urinated, and then zipped up, only to realize there's still a little bit trickling out and it makes really big stain in your pants?

LEITCH: Yes.

DREW: Do you read your own published articles more than five times each?

LEITCH: Yes.

DREW: Have you ever hooked up with a Deadspin reader?

LEITCH: Yes.

DREW: Have you and Daulerio ever "shared" a woman?

LEITCH: I need the definition of "quotes" there. If you're asking if there are women that both Daulerio and I have had flings with, the answer is "yes." If you're asking if we've ever done the same woman at the same time, the answer is "no." Not for lack of trying.

Send an email to Drew Magary, the author of this post, at drew@deadspin.com.

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