• By DAULERIO
    Nov 13, 2008 1:00 PM 11,618
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    And Just When You Thought You've Seen Everything on Facebook....

    This is Fox Sports/KC Star columnist Jason Whitlock's latest status update. Good God. Somebody send the man a laxative.

    Given all the problems Facebook has caused people in the last week, this one will hopefully not get anyone fired. Except, perhaps, Mr. Whitlock's proctologist.

    Odds on being de-friended by Jason Whitlock within the hour? 1/4.

    Hey, great column on Charlie Weis, though, man!


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