
This is Fox Sports/KC Star columnist Jason Whitlock's latest status update. Good God. Somebody send the man a laxative.
Given all the problems Facebook has caused people in the last week, this one will hopefully not get anyone fired. Except, perhaps, Mr. Whitlock's proctologist.
Odds on being de-friended by Jason Whitlock within the hour? 1/4.
Hey, great column on Charlie Weis, though, man!
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