The Seminoles vs. The Sigmas: A Blow-By-Blow Account

More details are floating in about the battle royale between members of the Florida State football team and the Phi Beta Sigma fraternity and if they turn out to be true ... they are amazing. The Seminole fan blog I Bleed Garnet and Gold has what is reported to be an eyewitness account of the proceedings and this was not your typical 3 o'clock schoolyard shoving match. Unless your school used WWE-style hardcore tactics and face stabbings.

"Well, it all started on {last week} Thursday when they started fighting at Floyd's over some girl. Then yesterday at the union, a group of WR's jumped the sigmas in the union. It turned into an all out brawl. The Sigmas were getting dragged up the stairs of Moore Auditorium and thrown through tables. Someone got stabbed in the face with a pencil. A girl trying to split up the fight got punched in the face and another girl was hit in the face with a chair because a Sigma threw a chair at [WR Corey] Surrency and he ducked."

Whoa. Also, the whole thing is supposedly on tape—whether security camera or otherwise, is not clear, but keep your eyes peeled because it's sure to surface eventually. Oh, and just to add a little more flavor to this whole story, a former Tallahassee resident wrote in to explain that Floyd's is a bar that is housed "in mini-mall next to a bowling alley and (I swear to god) the florida state anthropology department." Yes, the anthropology department at Flordia State University is in a strip mall. This story can only get better. FSU Union Royal Rumble [I Bleed Garnet and Gold] Previously: Florida State Prepares For Boston College... By Thumping Some Black Frat Boys?