You didn't think I would really do it, did you? Well, you were wrong. I solicited team-by-team previews from experts far and wide all across this great land in order to bring you, the reader, the most comprehensive, learned and totally in-your-face college basketball smackdown any where in the Western World. The call went out and the response was ... well ... we got ten, okay? Ten previews. And two of them are for the same team. But I still think that if you read these ten previews, you'll know everything you need to know about college basketball, now and forever. So get schooled, chumps, after the jump:

• Clemson Tigers by The Diaries of Claude Boris Castille
• Connecticut Huskies by UConn Blog
• Fordham Rams by Felice Sports
• Kansas Jayhawks by It's Business Time
• Purdue Boilermakers by Kornheiser's Cartel
• Providence Friars by Friar Blog
• Villanova Wildcats by Dre Hoops
• Villanova Wildcats by Nova News
• Virginia Cavaliers by Dear Old U.Va.
• Xavier Musketeers by Musketeer Blogosphere

Late entries:

• Arizona State Sun Devils by Pitchfork Nation
• Georgetown Hoyas by Hoya Prospectus
• Miami Hurricanes by The House That Jack Built
• North Carolina Tar Heels by Athlists
• North Carolina Tar Heels by UNC BB Update
• Purdue University by Boiled Sports
• Syracuse Orangemen by the Manual Buzzer
• Washington Huskies by Hotdog and Friends
• The entire Big Ten by Team vs. Team

If any late bloomers still want to submit something for your team, send it along and maybe I'll think about adding it to this page.

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