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Oh, eventually you will stop, Brian Westbrook, yes you will. Baltimore's Althea Barnes makes the play, although where Westbrook's forward progress is marked is anyone's guess. Kind of reminds me of those carefree days down on the pumpkin farm.

For some reason it was butt crack weekend in football.

AP photo by Rob Carr.

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