Many NBA teams have a four-pack family plan on quieter nights, perhaps against less popular opponents. You know, tickets, hot dogs, maybe Cokes... the usual. By our quick count, over a third of the league brandishes such a package. (Here's a hint: if your team was already selling out games despite being lousy, you don't have a family pack.) However, the Utah Jazz had to make certain adjustments to make it work for them:
Attention Jazz Fans! Come spend the Thanksgiving Holiday with your family at Fanzz Family Night at the Utah Jazz! This package includes 6 tickets and 6 hotdogs all for only $90.
Six tickets is a family plan in Salt Lake City. Also, there's no caffeinated Cokes in the package. We're sure it's because sodas are a money maker (not all of the four-packs provide drinks, either), but... yeah. We hope Larry Miller hasn't designated security guards to inspect the families to make sure they meet his strict standards.
(To uphold the Iracane tradition: your degree of difficulty for comments on this post is "no polygamy jokes". Don't be lazy.)
JAZZ: Fanzz Family Nights Utah Jazz 2008-09 [Utah Jazz]