May The Force Be With You (Because No One Else Will Be)

• The Phantom Coolness: Star Wars-themed Sports jerseys; When you want to tell the world, "I will never have a girlfriend and I've come to terms with that fact." [ Fan IQ]

• The list is long, but distinguished: Another reason to hate Johnny Damon? Do we really need more? [ Sox and Dawgs]

• The toothpaste isn't bad: You want to know what the deal is with those Amway ads? Well, if I could just have 10 minutes of your time, I have a presentation that might explain things. [ The Diaries of Claude Boris Castille]

• Coaching, not so much: What did we learn from the Mo Cheeks Era in Philly? At we know he knows the words to the national anthem. [ Depressed Fan]

• Now that's corrupt: I heard Rod Blagojevich almost gave up politics to become a college basketball coach, but then decided that the recruiting business was just too shady for his tastes. [ Money Players]