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I must admit that half the fun of this job is in reading the British tabloid headlines. Today's winner: AC Star: I'll Peek In Beck's Kecks.
What's a keck? Probably gibberish: I fully believe that they make up words over there just so they'll get a rhyme. But the story pertains to AC Milan striker Marco Borriello, who says that he can't wait for David Beckham to arrive with the team after Christmas, where he is on loan through March from the Los Angeles Galaxy. And I mean he really can't wait.
Borriello, in The Sun:
"I must admit I have a dressing room curiosity over Beckham. I want to see if he is equipped as he is in the Armani underwear adverts."
Boriello, of course, is Italian. Not that there's anything wrong with that. As Woody Allen said in Love and Death, some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all, you know ... they become lawyers.
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