No, this is not some wacky photoshopped shot designed to question the sexuality of ESPN's Skip Bayless.
This was, as Hugging Harold Reynolds points out, an actual segment on First Take yesterday morning. Combine this with his workout routine and, well, what can you possibly say about Skip Bayless? Give him some credit for being the only participant to include a black quarterback in his list. Jemele Hill, on the other hand, had none. Apparently she loves the Saltines. Watch the video of the segment here.
KOGOD's weekend army will be captained by Marcel Mutoni. Treat him well.
Next week is going to be pretty light for content, but we'll be rolling out some "Best Of"-type stuff to help you procrastinate about Christmas shopping just a little longer.
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