We come in peace: I'm not exactly sure what's so hysterical - it's probably the drugs! - about producers from the NFL Network deciding to make the on-air talent's heads look like creatures from another galaxy, but the guys on the set (especially Deion) seem to get a huge kick out of it. [SOX & Dawgs]

I could do that, easy: You could say this kid has somewhat of a touch from outside the three-point arc. [mass hysteria]

Soccer and utter creepiness: Two great tastes, that taste great together. [Metroville]