• Nice hops: This poor Chinese girl lost both her legs in an accident, so her family replaced them with a basketball. And I thought my health insurance was bad. [Sports Rubbish]
• The Best of the Worst: See, even crappy bowl games with mediocre teams can still be exciting. Sometimes. [Examiner]
• Bad GM. Bad: My vote for the worst transaction of 2008? The $2.99 I spent on that "Surf and Turf" special in Atlantic City. [Gunaxin]
• Is this normal: I try and I try, but I will never understand soccer. [Dirty Tackle]
