• Nice hops: This poor Chinese girl lost both her legs in an accident, so her family replaced them with a basketball. And I thought my health insurance was bad. [Sports Rubbish]

• The Best of the Worst: See, even crappy bowl games with mediocre teams can still be exciting. Sometimes. [Examiner]

• Bad GM. Bad: My vote for the worst transaction of 2008? The $2.99 I spent on that "Surf and Turf" special in Atlantic City. [Gunaxin]

• Is this normal: I try and I try, but I will never understand soccer. [Dirty Tackle]

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