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The Dolphins fan who sent this in assures us that this is for "tobacco use only", but given the miraculous turnaround the Fins have had this year, I think adding a little something from the spice rack is completely justified. One question: is this a vaporizer or a hookah? And if you smoke too much of this do you suddenly find yourself trapped in some deranged, hallucinatory state sword fighting with Reggie Roby? Because that would rule.

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