Hey, $%&*@!? Hands Off The Sweater Vest, Mack

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Ohio State may have now lost three straight bowl games, but there is still no known successful defense against Jim Tressel's devastating stinkeye.

Meanwhile, is that ... Mike Cooper? Somebody alert Carl Monday.

Hey, $%&*@!? Hands Off The Sweater Vest, Mack