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The red contact lenses were a nice touch, but it wasn't enough to intimidate the Ravens on Saturday. Joe Flacco's unibrow shielded him from harm.
I had always wondered why Vanden Bosch's nanny had hung herself from the roof at his sixth birthday party. "It's all for you Kyle!"
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