Give her five minutes and you'll be better for it: I cannot think of a better way to honor Tim Tebow and the national champion Gators than with an interpretive pole dance. [FirePerno]

Is that a threat?: The Detroit Tigers new slogan: "Always A Tiger." So does that explain why they can't get rid of Gary Sheffield? [Examiner]

Hey you!: Maryland basketball fans turn their collective fury on Greivis Vasquez—and he graciously responds— probably because the local accent makes his name impossible to pronounce. [Mr. Irrelevant]

Spooky: The Larry Fitzgerald doll can see into the future and find the pylon. [Heat Index]

Wait, did you say "against"?: The Permanent Commission of the State Commission against Violence, Racism, Xenophobia and Intolerance in Sport does not allow beer in Spanish soccer stadiums. Slanty-eye photos and black face are still cool though, right? [Dirty Tackle]