Get Bent: No wonder the Beckham's careers are suffering. It's a lot of hard work to be this damn sexy. [Sports Crackle Pop]

Moneyball busters: What the hell does Billy Beane do to his pitchers' arms after he trades them to other teams? Mental note: Never owe Billy Beane money. [Luol's Dong]

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Yes you can: The Florida Marlins are still hoping to fleece Miami for a few hundred million to build a new stadium. Hey, that's why we're the United States, people. [Obsessed With Sports]

Rank this: What goes through the mind of an AP poll voter? Besides the halftime buffet in the press room? [Sparty and Friends]

Ur doing it wrong: Colorado's football coach mails money to his recruits. Monopoly money. Yeah, that will win them over. [Slushy Gutter]