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Two things come to mind when I see this: One, who let Chris Mortensen fill in for the graphics intern? And two, West Virginia has a lousy offense. Look, I'm not against Bonds returning to the majors; I just wish he'd do it in a less confusing way.

Well, at least a portion of the graphic was correct.

This is Dead Week in the world of sports, and tensions are running high throughout the land. But that's no excuse for the boo-boo above. We'll keep you entertained the right way. Onward.