• Wow, I'm old: Man, the NBA used to make the best commercials. Wait, did I say "best" or "worst"? [Low Posts]
• Crisis averted: Andy Pettite is a Yankee once again. That should be a real shot in the butt for the rotation. [3:10 To Joba]
• EXTREME: This X Games round up is so fucking extreme, I just Mountain Dew'd all over myself. [Sparty and Friends]
• Tastes like Tebow: Don't worry folks—if you run out of hot wings at the Super Bowl just try the alligator sausage. [Sporting News]
• Get it?: See, the headline is unintentionally funny because it reminds people about the dark heart of our racist national heritage. [EDSBS]

• Wow, I'm old: Man, the NBA used to make the best commercials. Wait, did I say "best" or "worst"? [














