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• Wow, I'm old: Man, the NBA used to make the best commercials. Wait, did I say "best" or "worst"? [ Low Posts]

• Crisis averted: Andy Pettite is a Yankee once again. That should be a real shot in the butt for the rotation. [ 3:10 To Joba]

• EXTREME: This X Games round up is so fucking extreme, I just Mountain Dew'd all over myself. [ Sparty and Friends]

• Tastes like Tebow: Don't worry folks—if you run out of hot wings at the Super Bowl just try the alligator sausage. [ Sporting News]

• Get it?: See, the headline is unintentionally funny because it reminds people about the dark heart of our racist national heritage. [ EDSBS]