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A cold, crisp Wednesday morning at the proposed site of Ballpark Village, adjacent to Busch Stadium. The Cubs-Cardinals rivalry takes no seasons off, but you knew that.

What's most impressive is that the author apparently had to do a lot of backtracking to complete his masterpiece. All while being chased by an ax-wielding Jack Nicholson.

Photo: St. Louis Post Dispatch (but thanks to everyone else who sent their own versions).

Snow Will Not Stop The Cubs-Cardinals Rivalry [Home Run Derby]

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