And It's Phelps
Well. That's not so bad. But the Brits seem angry at Michael Phelps:
One party-goer who witnessed the star's behaviour told the News of the World: "He was out of control from the moment he got there.
"If he continues to party like that I'd be amazed if he ever won any more medals again."
Phelps' aides went into a panic over our story and offered us a raft of extraordinary incentives not to run the bong picture.
It was on November 6, weeks after his Beijing triumph, that 23-year-old Phelps surprised students at the University Of South Carolina in Columbia by showing up unannounced at a house party.
He was visiting Jordan Matthews, a girl he was secretly seeing who was a student there.
Our source revealed: "Michael came to visit Jordan but ended up just getting wasted every night.
Maybe he was just trying to help keep his caloric intake up? I'm sure he'll have to apologize for being a personal disappointment to America.
What A Dope [News Of The World]
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