Michael Phelps says he regrets doing his impersonation of Brad Pitt in True Romance, and that it will never, ever happen again. I totally believe him*.
We all recall how following the Athens Games in 2004, Phelps celebrated by getting busted for DUI. This time it was a toga party while visiting the University of South Carolina, with photos of our hero hitting the bong that appeared in the British tabloid News of the World. Heartfelt apologies followed each event.