Mike Tomlin's Younger Self Would Like To Share His Meal Plan With YouS

I'm not sure why this was sent to us or what it has to do with anything, but here it is—Mike Tomlin is a organ donor!

Oh, wait ... I mean he went to William & Mary, which is equally shocking. Also, the man has not aged. Don't let the fly "Kid 'N Play" high top fade fool you. The man is a sentient football-coaching robot. With a fantastic barber. If any Cardinals fans would like to go back in time and pull a Sarah Conner on his family, take this with you.

Anyway, I've been offline for two days. Did I miss anything? I'm trust that Pete's first solo flight was uneventful, with no large, controversial news stories to speak of. So let's take a look at today's slate of footba... oh. Right.

....sigh....

Actually, we've got NHL at 12:30, an NBA double-header at 1:00 and I'm sure we can find a college hoops game or something in there. Plus, I think today may be a good day to dump all the stuff piling up in my inbox that I didn't have the time or the heart to post during the week.

We're all in this together.