Seriously: What Color Is A-Rod?

The one thing more alarming than A-Rod's steroid use admission is the odd, orangey-ness to his skin. Was the camera lighting messed up? Or is he just a tanning bed mutant from the planet Melanoma?
Dash says it's the lighting and in recent interview snippets his complexion has become a little less ridiculous. Still, since A-Rod's been hanging out in the Bahamas recently, there could be a legitimate reason for his sun-kissed shininess. There is still no explanation as to why his lips are always so blue.

Oh, and I wonder if the Miami Hurricanes are still set to push forward with their Alex Rodriguez Park dedication? Perfect timing.
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