Ballroom Dancing, Now With 90% More Crotch Exposure

So, here's what happens when you try to make your wife happy by watching something other than sports. Needless to say, it's NSFW.

Eagle-eyed reader Andrew files the following report on his curious find last night:

"So I'm watching the slam dunk contest... and for some reason during commercials I flip to ballroom dancing on PBS. I crack a joke to my wife that it's my romantic valentine's day gift to her since we're watching the Dunk Contest instead of doing something fun. Anyway- about 20 seconds later I see something I'd never expect on Public TV.

Well, this would certainly be one way for "Dancing With the Stars" producers to give their ratings a jump: