• By Dashiell Bennett
    Feb 18, 2009 5:30 PM 5,662
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    Ashton Kutcher To Ruin Football For An Entire Generation Of Kids

    The "actor" will star in a comedy about "a superstar NFL quarterback and a 12-year-old geek who magically trade bodies, then learn valuable lessons about humility and courage." Sigh. [First Cuts]


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