Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy

The intrepid Brooks of SPORTSbyBROOKS has Telexed us with an urgent communique regarding Danica Patrick's now-infamous checkered flag/Old Glory tattoo (these colors will eventually run as age takes its toll on Danica).

As you can kind of see from the photo, Danica's flags have sprouted angel wings. Patrick appeared on TSN's "Off The Record", which we assume is Canadian for "Best Damn Sports Show, Eh" to show off the new addition to her tattoo menagerie. She also offered up this choice(?) quote:
I love tattoos, actually. ... Something that is that meaningful that it's there forever. Man, if I got another one … I want something with words in it next time. Mine is a checkered flag-American flag with some angel wings and some stars and stuff.
We'd like to say more, but you know what? She's still probably the classiest woman ever to come out of Roscoe, IL.
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It's been fun, friends. KOGOD is your emcee tomorrow. Take care.


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