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Ah Spring, time of renewal, when all things seem possible and the world is your oyster. Mmm, oysters. Old Don Rickles joke: "I'll bet when this guy goes to the bathroom the toilet paper roll goes fffuuuudddddddddddddddtthhhhhhhhh!"

Pictures From Spring Training [It Is About The Money, Stupid]

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