Derek Jeter's Made Himself A New Friend

• ...And she's 22: She's a senior at FIT, plays his voicemail messages to her friends, and asks him suggestions on how to get a "tighter butt." Total marriage material. [Sports Crackle Pop]

Kevin Blackistone is the "Sports Opinionist": Real Clear Sports interviews Fanhouse's other ATH yapper. [Real Clear Sports]

Yeah, whatever happened to Miles Simon?: A rundown of some of the NCAA tournament's most heralded players whose post-college careers went nowhere. [The Love Of Sports]

Skip, please stop calling Aikman gay: "Why does this self-loathing creep keep regurgitating the rumor he started – the financially lucrative rumor he started — regarding Troy Aikman's sexuality?" Because he can. [DB.com]

Kirk Radomski keeps talking: We get it. You sold drugs. You have a book. Now, go take a lap. [MyHogtown]