Derek Jeter's Made Himself A New Friend

• ...And she's 22: She's a senior at FIT, plays his voicemail messages to her friends, and asks him suggestions on how to get a "tighter butt." Total marriage material. [ Sports Crackle Pop]

• Kevin Blackistone is the "Sports Opinionist": Real Clear Sports interviews Fanhouse's other ATH yapper. [ Real Clear Sports]

• Yeah, whatever happened to Miles Simon?: A rundown of some of the NCAA tournament's most heralded players whose post-college careers went nowhere. [ The Love Of Sports]

• Skip, please stop calling Aikman gay: "Why does this self-loathing creep keep regurgitating the rumor he started – the financially lucrative rumor he started — regarding Troy Aikman's sexuality?" Because he can. [ DB.com]

• Kirk Radomski keeps talking: We get it. You sold drugs. You have a book. Now, go take a lap. [ MyHogtown]