Randy Moss And His Big-Ass Bass

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap

Randy Moss is America's fishing buddy: Camo hat, crooked smile, little cigar. There are no disgusting acts, here. Just give Randy a pole and a Swisher Sweet and he can rule the world.

Randy Moss bass pictures [Kernan's Fishing]