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What possesses a man — a perfectly reasonable looking, middle-aged man — to attend the Allman Brothers concert on Saturday night and think that this jersey was appropriate. Unless, of course, his last name is actually "Milf" and 69 has another meaning than the obvious one here. I wonder if he met his future wife at this event.