• And many more: A birthday tribute to human highlight reel Shawn Bradley. Yes, the reel is of other players' highlights, but he did make them possible. [Fourth and Fail]

• It was a bad call: Providence Bruins goalie Tuukka Rask is a little upset that the refs don't understand the rules of a shootout. Watch out for the flying milk crates. [Total Pro Sports]

• And this effects me how?: Hey, the U.S. lost at the World Baseball Classic. Again. Try to contain yourself. [Rumors and Rants]

• I kid, because I don't know anything about soccer: You mean TV networks actually have to pay to broadcast European soccer in the U.S.? I thought they couldn't give that stuff away. [Unprofessional Foul]

• The shot heard round first base: Remember the guy who got the hit right before Bobby Thompson's legendary home run? Well now he's dead. [Josh Q Public]

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