• Hey, I didn't make the shirt: I think she got her point across, don't you? [Intentional Foul]

Two Habs to go, please: Would you like to buy the Canadiens? No, just the hockey team, not the whole country. [Sports Biz Blog]

Angry, angry young man: It's the backlash to the Eric Devendorf backlash. Call me in a couple backlashes. [Bleacher Report]

SBD: It's not like the guy ever farted in someone's face. (We don't think.) [Syracuse.com]

What? Another Syracuse link?: Hey, remember that time Ray Allen lit up the Orangmen? Yeah, no one else does either. Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician]

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