A Talent For The 21st Century

• Jose Lima would never hurt you like that: The Long Beach Armada has won a $250,000 lawsuit against Jose Canseco. Yeah, good luck collecting on that. [ Ballpark Digest]

• Or Bu-urns?: Calling out your fellow fans for indiscriminate booing. Maybe they were saying "Bruce"? [ Four Habs Fans]

• Too easy, I know: Shaq is now picking on Greg Oden. You really shouldn't disrespect your elders like that. [ That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Depressed yet?: Just a reminder; Gary Matthews Jr. is the fifth-highest paid outfielder in baseball! [ Rumors and Rants]