There's something so calming about this dimwitted lady's Sisyphean trudge up the down-side of the escalator, undeterred by science, or the thousands of annoyed Bruins fans in her path.

This happened after last night's game at TD Banknorth, where the Bruins dispatched of the Lightning 3-1. Thankfully the Bruins won, or many of the fans would probably be less accommodating. If she was doing this on purpose, as some sort of drunken dare, well, I congratulate her on successfully frustrating so many people at once. And, of course, for finally making it up the stairs. No need to hit the gym tomorrow!

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