Imagine a young woman innocently sunbathing at a baseball game, when a vicious home run ball comes rocketing toward her unsuspecting frame, with nothing but a bikini top to defend herself? What do you do?!

Fortunately for the young lass at this Milwaukee Brewers spring training game, an alert Prince Charming with a shining leather glove came to her rescue at the last possible moment. This unknown hero bravely threw himself between her and the ball, saving her face from certain destruction and earning a free souvenir in the process. Then they did it. Right there on the blanket. Awww yeah. (Ok, maybe I exaggerated a bit at the end there. Still, very chivalrous.)

Brewer Fan Saves Sunbathing Bikini Chick From Home Run Plunking [Busted Coverage]

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