Puckheads around the world are all geeked out for the start of the NHL playoffs. And 850TheBuzz chose this interesting approach to fire up Carolina Hurricanes fans. You know, with implied coprophagia. Hockey!

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But the Hurricanes take on the New Jersey Devils in their first round. Also playing , Sean Avery and the New York Rangers vs. Alexei Ovechkin and the Washington Teazers. Then the St. Louis Leitches will try to manhandle the Vancouver Angry Orcas. Then, of course, we have the Philadelphia Flyers opening against Sid Crosby and the Tiny Cold Birds. Electric!

Now type fast and witty, Canadians.

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