Wow. Fun day for everybody involved. Let's just shut this down and consider this your open thread for the evening. Talk about hockey. Basketball. Baseball. AthleteTweets.com Your decreased wallet size. Your small intestine. Rainbows. Ponies.
That delicious burger. An Asian flute. The Big 4-0. Your evening spent with an internet web celebrity. Where you could have possibly lost your phone.
You know, that sort of thing.
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