Our Two Greatest Leaders Make A Pact To Save The WorldS

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Tim Tebow and the rest of the 2008 National Champion Florida Gators finally made their White House visit. Tebow showed off his patented steely-eyed Manshake for the 44th President and offered to assist in thwarting global terror threats. Running back Jeff Demps was just fired up to be there. Really fired up. "When you're suiting up to play, you're fired up [and] I'm fired up to see President Obama. It's kind of like the same feeling," he told the paper. Totally.

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