The Kentucky Derby Is Decadent And Depraved
Everyone knows the real fun of the Kentucky Derby happens in the stands and infield, not on the track. See the shenanigans you missed out on after the jump.
Looks like a whole hell of a lot of fun if you ask me, which you didn't. Of course, a trip to the Kentucky Derby infield wouldn't be complete without porta-potty racing. We've discussed the phenomenon before, but check out yesterday's action, complete with racing girls and flying chairs.
Also be sure to check out Spencer Hall's superb Derby wrap-up over at The Sporting Blog; it's Orson's world, we're just lucky to live in it.
Photo Credits: Spencer Hall/The Sporting Blog Cameron Smith/SPORTSbyBROOKS AP/Charlie Riedel Busted Coverage Yes But No But Yes Jack Fleming
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