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Jack Shepherd. As a general rule, I tend to think "LOST" — which ends its fifth, penultimate season tomorrow night — is a better show the less it focuses on Matthew Fox's Jack Shephard, who is one of those characters whose a lot less interesting than the actor who plays him probably thinks. Jack is just a drunk surgeon with daddy issues and a serious case of inflated self-importance, and the great joke about his character is that everyone keeps blindly following him into disaster even though his decisions are always, always wrong. Well, the big gimmick for the final episode is that Jack is trying to detonate a hydrogen bomb on the island, with the idea that it will change history and allow the original flight that crashed on the island to land as was initially scheduled. This is a terrible, awful, hilariously stupid idea — he is trying set off a hydrogen bomb! — which, I suspect, is going to turn out to be a brilliant idea. Now that everyone on the island has finally realized Jack is a raging loon, they've all stopped following him. It only stands to reason that now that Jack has lost all his followers and is pursuing the stupidest of all his ideas, this is the one that will turn out to be right. Also? Jack = Jacob. DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND? God I freaking love "LOST."