Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to firstname.lastname@example.org. Subject: Morning crap
This is all the email says: "Here's a pic of Long Island Ducks mascot Quackerjack and his arch rival." The Long Island Ducks are part of the Atlantic League Of Professional baseball, if you didn't know. Granted this photo of possible mascot-on-human simulated backdoor intercourse is not as graphic as, say, Tyler Thigpen's rear-ending of a skeleton or Andrei Kirilenko slip-sliding a devil, but let's not quibble over details like this on a Sunday morning.
It is Sunday, right?
Anyway. Good morning-ish. Now wake up.