Reggie Miller's belly-button-circling tattoo is hideously ugly and misplaced, but maybe that's the point.

After all, who wouldn't want a tramp stamp in the front, where it's more conducive for touching? Certainly not Miller and, apparently, not this female companion of his, either.

Either way, it beats spending the summer recess with a jet ski and a pig.

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