TMZ on LeBron's "egotistical" shirt: "For the record—you won't see Kobe Bryant wearing a shirt with his individual accomplishments plastered on the front of it during his championship parade today." Wanna see what Kobe wore to the parade?

Yes, that's a puppet hand with four rings on it. (Nice catch by the boys at Waiting For Next Year on this one.) This is like the guy who wears a Metallica t-shirt while attending a Metallica concert, only Kobe Bryant and LeBron James are the type of guys who wear a Metallica t-shirt while attending a Metallica concert when they are actually in Metallica.

And great anti-prediction by TMZ. Did you really think LBJ could out-ego the master?

Eat It TMZ: Kobe Rocks His Own T-Shirt [Waiting For Next Year]
LeBron James — Most Valuable Loser [TMZ]

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