Talk Like An EgyptianS

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The U.S. soccer team was a rotting corpse and, if you listen to the person who hacked into Eric Wynalda's website, afraid to "get dirt in their pussies" but somehow the U.S. team achieved the three goal victory over Egypt that it needed and the Italians lost 3-0 to Brazil to ensure the U.S. marches on in the Confederations Cup tournament. The Italian coach sobbed during the post-defeat press conference.

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Good morning. It's Monday. Here's something femme and chilly.